Dirt Squirrels

Hello my loyal Geddonites.It`s been a few days since my last post because of the work schedule here.Which leads me to my topic today.What do we do in our spare time?Well let me fill in.Many people do different things.Some guys catch up on their reading., usually there is a library on base.Others tend to use the time to work out.I myself have added more running into my routine,while others pump the iron.And then there are those who find a hobby to keep themselves occupied.hobbies like learning to play the guitar,or photography.

But sometimes hobbies,sports,or reading are not enough to quench idle minds and hands.Sometimes a person has to do something drastic to break the monotony .Something so drastic that it could change their and their families lives forever! What is it you ask.What is it that could shake the very foundations of your life and the life of others?One simple word.....Mustache!Yes sometimes we can get so bored that we grow a mustache!Yes my friends we grow a dirt squirrel on our faces to pass the time.Now you may be asking "Hey Geddon what`s wrong with growing a mustache?".Well my friends there is nothing wrong with growing a mustache.In fact many successful men and women have grown mustaches(i.e. Tom Selleck,Sam Elliot,and Bea Arthur) but to the deployed member his mustache looks less like Magnum and more like we accidentally smeared grease on our upper lip.

That`s my report for today my Geddonites and remember be a good Geddonite be an informed Geddonite.And foe God`s sake grow a mustache!

I need a haircut

Hello my Geddonites.Today I found myself in a predicament I`m in the military in a foreign land and I need a haircut.Now back home every red blooded American man and woman has their favorite barber or stylist, but when you are away from home the chances of getting what you want are slim to none.But my friends no need to worry for me because I went to my friendly neighborhood Turkish barber.Now you may be asking "Geddon are you sure about this?I mean if Old Stoney dosn`t cut my hair it will never look right".Well my friends you can never go wrong with these masters of the shears.As you sit in the seat you are instantly made to feel like a king.First the shears come out and they go to work.Shaping your head until it`s at the length you want.Then after creating their base they break out their scissors and then the action begins.A flurry of metal and hair go about you as you are mesmerized by their mastery.And before you know it VOILA! a perfect military cut,But wait they are not finished.Next comes the eyebrows and nose hairs..Yes my friends they venture where mortal barbers never dare to go.After every bit of hair is trimmed and swept away you think to yourself "Wow what a haircut"! But my friends he is not finished theres more.Now begins the pampering.First the forehead rubdown where any headache or sinus troubles a miraculously rubbed away.Then the shoulder rub which will help alleviate the rest of the days ills.Then all to sudden it`s over and he takes off your smock and asks "Okay habi"?And you respond with a thumbs up and leave his palace of comfort feeling like a million dollars.My friends if you are ever in this part of the world you must indulge yourself with a visit to the barber.And when you do tell them Geddon sent you.

Troops attacked by unholy beast

Hello my Geddonites!Today breaking news on The Geddon Report! You may have seen reports on FOX NEWS and CNN and also seen the briefings from the Pentagon but I will let you in the real story!My brothers in arms came under attack last night from a very cunning and cute enemy.Yes I said cute with her little whiskers and pink little nose but deadly all the same.It happened at shift change when our unsuspecting heroes were lured into Fluffy`s lair!As the men were finishing the daily duties they turned off a large A/C unit they were using to cool them selves off while maintaining their aircraft.As two certain senior NCOs were directing the new shift in their duties a peculiar sound came from the unit,a muffled ..meow.Our two fearless leaders decided to investigate.As they opened the door the saw the tiniest,cutest kitten in the world.Well needless to say our brave men felt pity one the helpless little creature...that is just what the little beast wanted.as one of our heroes reached down to pick up the the cuddly bundle she unleashed Hell on our men! Claws,Teeth,Hissing,Spitting....oh the horror!Only by sheer luck and ANG training was our guys able to escape with their lives!And what happened to the menace with furry ears? Not sure but we are ever vigilant of her return.Good night my Geddonites and remember be a good Geddonite be an informed Geddonite.

My trip to Antioch

Hello my Geddonites.It`s been a few days since my last dispatch so I wanted to tell you guys about my trip to Antioch. This was my first trip into the country of Turkey and let me tell you it was very interesting. First stop on our trip was a place called Snake Castle.This was a castle built by the crusaders over a 1000 years ago.Very impressive structure.It was built on top of a ridge that overlooks the valley.There was a network of castles in the area and they communicated by fire to warn each other of attacks.The next castle was Black Castle.It was smaller than Snake Castle but was also built on a ridge.And the last castle was built by the French.It is in the shape of an Octagon and has a tower on every corner.This castle was more of a fort type of structure.In fact after the French left it the Ottoman`s took it over and built a Mosque and bath house on to it.In fact the bath house was still in use up till 1995.

After the castle tours we went into Antioch and enjoyed a very delicious lunch.I had a Adana Kabob.After we ate we walked around the area around the restaurant for a while.The area was full of little shops and cafes.Very European and relaxed.

The Snake Castle

After lunch we traveled to the main part of the city to it`s museum.The museum had ancient Roman Mosaics and statues.it was an amazing experience to touch an object that over 2000 years ago someone else touched.It was almost like I was touching the hand of the artist themselves.

After the museum we went to the first church in Antioch founded by Peter.The church is actually a cave in the side of a mountain outside the city.The church is located in the same place where the Romans buried their dead. It is said Peter founded the church there because it was away from the city and easily hidden from the authorities because of the persecutions going on.My friends being inside this church gave me a feeling of peace.I imagined myself as part of Peter`s congregation hearing the gospel for the first time. I imagined what it must have been like to sit and be taught by Peter and also Paul two men who experienced Christ so intimately.It was truly a moving experience. Later when the crusaders arrived they built a entrance into the cave and painted a fresco of Christ on the cave wall.But sadly the fresco has long since vanished.

This was truly a fun trip and very informative and moving.I only regret was that my wife and children were not there to share the experience with me. That is the Geddon Report for today.Be a good Geddonite be an informed Geddonite.

War is Hell

Hello Geddonites! Today I was thinking have you ever heard of near death experiences?You know the kind where someone has died and experienced what is either Heaven or Hell.On the Heaven side people say that usually there is a tunnel with a white light at the end.And they usually they see or hear their loved ones who have passed on.Then there is the other side of the coin...Hell...Well my friends I think I might have experienced the other side of the coin today without actually dieing.

Have you ever been in a hot van with a person who knows everything and dosn`t mind letting you know that he does?Well my friends that was my own personal Hell today.In fact he started quoting Forrest Gump to boot.....War is Hell my devoted friends...War is Hell.

Monkey cornered in a shower

My friends the other day I had a dream.Needless to say it was a weird dream but what really stuck out in my mind was a quote from my dream......"Even the best army in the world cannot defeat a monkey cornered in a shower".....Why this was said in my dream I have no idea but I am sure it is important :-)

Trip to the city

Hello my Geddonites!Well I`m still out of the country but I have been able to leave the base a couple of times.In fact I went to Adana today and visited the mosque and see the city.My friends the city here is very European.In fact the only time I felt in danger was when i tried to cross the street(the vehicles here tend to make their own lanes).Friday I hope to go on a day trip.If i get to go I will fill you in on all of the details.

First installment of the Geddon Report

Hello all of my Geddonites.This is the first installment of the Geddon Report.Well I`m out of the country right now and let me tell you i cannot wait too get back home to my beautiful wife and children.I love serving my country and seeing visiting other countries and experiencing their culture but home is where the heart is.