Webster defines an “ass” as: a stupid, obstinate, or perverse person, incompetent. Similarly, they define “clown” as being an ill-bred person, a fool, a person who habitually plays the buffoon. I have to say though my all time favorite definitions for ASSCLOWN come from the www.urbandictionary.com : Such as “one, who…is a skid mark in society’s collective underwear” as well as “an untalented schmuck”. One contributor to the Urban Dictionary’s astounding 34 definitions of ASSCLOWN truly hit close to hometown (newspaper forum) when he referenced an ASSCLOWN as “a troll who frequents chat rooms (forums) with the express intent to annoy the regulars with ilk, foul language and total disgust and rudeness”.
To give credit where it’s due the term ASSCLOWN was coined by WCW wrestler Chris Jericho. He often referred to no talent wrestlers as ASSCLOWNS. I would extend that “no talent” descriptor to include “lacks originality”. An ASSCLOWN is not capable of coming up with original thoughts, instead, they tend to steal or plagiarize a story or theme from someone or someones with true talent and humor.
The best way to handle an ASSCLOWN is to ignore them at all cost. They feed on attention like THE LEGENDARY HENCHBROAD feeds on men’s souls. (NOTE: Henchbroad IS defined in the Urban Dictionary as well. Swell site, check it out some time!)
Fear not, ASSCLOWNS as easy to spot. Just look for the person who is trying the hardest to be clever or funny, but is failing so miserably you “almost” want to feel sorry for them. DO NOT FEEL SORRY FOR THEM!!!
Other common names for an ASSCLOWN include (but are not limited to): Asshat, Idgit, Moron, Douchbag, Troll, Henchbroad and/or Henchbitch.
You Have Been Warned!!!
Thank you to Geddon for allowing me to guest post on his informative and original blog.
Terra Prince
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